TOP 10 80's CARTOONS OF ALL TIME(since all the cartoons nowadays suck)

Thursday, November 20 2008

10.
DUCKTALES-This cartoon was the shit. Everyday after school I would sit down and watch this. There was a few other shows but we will get into them later.
9.
MASK-One of the forgotten cartoons of the 80's. Seems like I am the only one who remembers this cartoon,everyone else never heard of it. Maybe thats why it didn't last to long I was probably the only one watching it. Hell it couldn't have been that bad when they had a whole line of action figures that came with their assigned vehicle. You have to love a cartoon where they have a motorcycle that turns into a helicopter,a lamborghini that turned into an airplane,another motorcycle that turned into a boat. There was a big mack truck but I can't remember what that turned into but still fresh as fuck.
8.
MR.MAGOO-Who can forget the old lovable,hugable Mr. Magoo. that old man was the shit I swear he can never die......so just maybe he was in fact a juggalo.
7.
GI JOE-This show was just flat out the shit. Snake Eyes was the fucking man.If you don't remember him he was the crazy ninja dressed in all black and he was strapped with a katana blade. He would be fucking people up 24/7.Gung Ho was pretty sweet to. Gi Joe would fight the evil forces of the Cobra Command with their leader Cobra Commander,and his evil sidekick Destro.God cartoons were so violent in the 80's.
6.
TRANSFORMERS-Always a treat to watch this. With names like Megatron,Starscream,Boombox,Optimus Prime,and Soundwave,you couldn't go wrong. You know the story the Autobots fought the Decipticons. Oh then there was the Dinobots them guys were the shit. Dinosaurs that turned into cars,way to flip the script creators of Transformers. That was a damn idea and now they are rich.The new Transformers suck major ass though. You can't remake that classic.
5.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES-Now heres the other after school cartoon I was talking about.Turtles that could walk,talk,and knew karate.Plus they would eat all kinds of pizza with crazy ass toppings like pickles,mayonaise,anchovies,bannanas,jelly,ice cream,and peanut butter,and thats just on one pizza.After school you would just sit down and enjoy the heros in a half shell.This was another one where the names in the cartoon were fresh like Splinter,Krang,and Shredder. Then they mutated Shredder into Super Shredder but that was on the live action movie.
4.
VOLTRON-One of the greatest cartoons of the 80's.This was the shit cats that formed together to create a giant robot that would fuck shit up. Was definitly one of my favs. The only thing that saddened me is they came out with Power Rangers which was just a sad,lame,live action wanna be imitation of Voltron. suck it Power Rangers,Voltron would have so kicked the Power rangers ass.
3.
INSPECTOR GADGET-Who can forget this guy. He sucked so bad at solving mysteries.His neice Wendy and her dog would always solve it, cause Inspector Gadget would always screw up.Dr. Claw always had his goons out looking for Inspector Gadget.This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.....................
2.
THUNDERCATS-From the planet Thundera come the Thundercats.The sword that Lion-O had with the eye of Thundera on it was the shit. He had that crazy ass claw to.I loved Thundercats. It was pretty much just another violent saturday morning cartoon for us to watch.
1.
CAPTAIN NINTENDO THE GAMEMASTER-The greatest cartoon of all time ever bottom line.Captain Nintendo gets sucked into his tv into video game land along with his dog. Hey it was cool he had a zapper gun,and a controller on his belt where he could pause at any time needed.Along with Simon from Castlevania,Kid Icarus,Mega Man,and the princess, they fought the evil forces of Mother brain,King Hippo,and Eggplant wizard.As usual along the way on their adventures they would run into some other cool video game villians such as Donkey Kong.For sure the best damn 80's cartoon of all time yo.If you haven't seen this cartoon yet I suggest you go out and cop you a copy of Captain Nintendo Gamemaster season 1 on dvd. You probably will have to look for it yourself cause people that work at stores are dumb and they probably never heard of Captain Nintendo.So go out and cop one cause that cartoon is the shit.

Also don't forget to get your ass down to Glassport at the Subculture for this Fridays show. Gonna be a good one ladies and gents.

Two Really Pale Gangster Shows November 21!

Wednesday, November 12 2008

There are two huge shows going down Friday, November 21 in the Steel City featuring my new side group, Really Pale Gangsters (featuring 8-bit of Nerdz Eatin Shroomz and emcee lb)



And, Really Pale Gangsters will be heading over to a second show that same night for the 21+ crowd:

Get Schooled On Poop..... BIG DADDY SHIT'S RANDOM FACTS VOL.1

Tuesday, November 11 2008

What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.
What other colors of poop are possible?
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.
What is the cause of yellow poop?
According to Michael F., one cause of this is Gilbert's Syndrome. "I have a benign condition known as Gilbert's Syndrome. It affects quite a few people, males mostly, in their teens+. It is a deficiency in the liver where red blood cells are broken down. I was informed when this was diagnosed that the broken down blood cells is what gives poop a lot of its color. People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't process as many blood cells - or not as fast - and their poop tends to be pale brown or yellow from the lower quantity of discarded red blood cell matter. This is especially true if there is less matter in your intestines (i.e., on a diet - as I have noticed) to remove the excess blood cells. Very frightening until you determine what is causing it. Gilbert's is a totally benign thing that doesn't harm anyone, although when a person is sick they can turn yellowish as if jaundiced, but it is not jaundice."
Another cause of yellow poop is a giardia infection. Giardia are tiny Protozoan parasites that can invade the intestines and result in severe yellow diarrhea. It is a dangerous and contagious affliction that doctors are obligated to report to the Center for Disease Control.
What is the cause of green poop?

I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:
Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).
Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.
Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).

Why is bird poop white?

Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.

Why do dogs (and other animals) eat poop?
Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes, dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud, only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Another reason that animals such as dogs and flies eat poop is that poop contains a certain amount of protein. Dogs are particularly fond of cat poop because cat poop is high in protein. I had a friend with a dog and a cat, and he never had to clean the kitty litter. The dog took care of it.

Are there people who eat poop?
Yes, we all have, at one point or another. One of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread is through the consumption of food and water contaminated with feces. This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.
But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. In rare instances, people with severe developmental and psychological disorders practice pica, the consumption of non-food items, including coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. The behavior may also be observed among very young toddlers. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name. Some people who practice sexual coprophagy say that only a lover's poop is good to eat; all other poop (including their own) makes them gag.
I have personally known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, "About like you'd expect."
By the way, for all of you who are wondering, the author of this page does NOT eat poop.

Can you get sick from eating poop?

Yes, you can definitely get sick from eating poop, even in minute quantities! Although urine emerges sterile from the body (unless the person has an infection), poop emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, such as the notorious tapeworm, can be spread through deliberate or accidental ingestion of poop.
There are some parasites, such as pinworms, who depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms.
I have read that almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don't do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them.

What causes diarrhea?

Diarrhea is caused by irritation in the intestines, resulting in the bowel passing its contents too fast for the water to be absorbed. There can be several causes, including infection by bacteria or viruses, irritation caused by unfamiliar foods, food allergies, chronic illnesses such as inflammatory bowel disease, lactose intolerance, medications, and nervousness. If it's a persistant problem, don't mess around - see a doctor.

Do most people wipe their left-over poop standing up or while sitting on the pot, and are there gender differences?
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This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. (Marko wrote to ask, "Am I the only person who wipes standing up? Surely not...") There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world.
In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet.
In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose.

How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals?

Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life. I grew up pondering the same question. This is what I think is happening:
When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernal. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernal is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.

Is there any way to prevent corn from getting in your poop?

I know of only one way - don't eat corn!

How does poop stay together, like in links?
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In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.
If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.

What causes the burning sensation sometimes associated with poop?

This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system. These oils can also generate hot farts.

Why does some poop hurt when it comes out?

Turds can get very large and dry if a person is constipated, causing painful stretching of the anal opening. Pooping can also hurt if the person has hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are engorged veins in the anal area. A doctor once described them to me as "varicose veins of the anus," which suggests that the valves in the veins that are supposed to keep the blood flowing in the right direction have gotten messed up. Pooping can also be painful if the person suffers from an anal fissure, a tear in the tissue of the rectum.

Why does poop sometimes fizzle like Alka Seltzer when it hits the water?

Fizzling can happen if the poop is supercharged with bubbles of fart gas. After discharge from the body, the poop is in a lower pressure environment and it degasses.

Does eating meat make your poop smell worse?

Yes, meat protein is rich in sulfides, resulting in smellier farts and poop. This is the reason that the poop of carnivores such as dogs, cats and snakes smells worse than the poop of herbivores such as cows and horses.

Is it possible to vomit poop?
It is not possible unless the person is suffering from some extremely rare condition or disorder. I had a roommate once whose summer job was to administer barium enemas to patients in a hospital. She told me that one patient vomited the enema.
Is it possible for a man to have poop come out of his penis, or for a woman to poop out of her vaginal opening?

Not normally; fortunately the plumbing of the genitalia is entirely separate from the plumbing of the digestive system! However, there are certain pathological situations that can cause the pipes to get connected together wrong. Cancer can do it, as can surgical diversions of the human tubing. Such fistulas, as they are called, can cause feces to come out of the urinary system, or urine to come out of the anus.

Where can I purchase fake poop?
You can buy three different varieties of prosthetic poop at the FartMart!
What other remarkable poop products are out there?
The amazing Turd Twister is a novelty product designed to permit the user to extrude sculpted poop. Check it out by clicking on this banner:


Can you blow up a toilet by throwing a cigarette into it after pooping?

This sounds like urban legend to me. It would take a heck of a lot of hydrogen to explode a toilet in this manner, and intestinal gases just don't have that much. Also, any flame would just flare up briefly. With an open toilet, you couldn't get up enough pressure to pop the pot!

"Why did you make a website about something as yucky as poop?"

Well... it all started many years ago when I was a graduate student in Buffalo, New York, and my roommate and I started writing down all the synonyms we could think of for poop, farts, and other bodily products, functions and parts. We called our collection "The Nether Thesaurus" and we went around showing it to people and collecting more words. This is a continuation of the poop part of that.
Then some linguists saw The Nether Thesaurus and said it was a valuable resource for linguistic analysis. Now, I'm not a linguist except as an amateur, so if any of you are linguistics professionals, feel free to analyze these lists! Just let me know what you discover.
Then I started collecting those fun rhymes that kids make up on the playground, and called the collection "Kiddie Scats." The relevant part of that collection is included here, too.
As for the questions, people have a lot of natural curiosity about bodily functions.
And then there's the undeniable fact that poop is funny! It smells funny, it sounds funny coming out, and it's dirty, private, and stinky, which makes it even funnier.
And I guess that's why I made a website about poop!

What is the origin of the word "poop"?

According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900.

How come people say "I'm gonna go take a dump"? when in reality they are leaving a dump?

Yes, that is one of the English language's more peculiar expressions. My hypothesis is that the experience of pooping is so pleasant that although we are leaving a dump, we are gaining pleasure and satisfaction. Perhaps it developed as an analog to "taking a break," during which time one also "takes a dump."
And here is the real explanation from an anonymous linguistics professor: "I can tell you that the reason we say 'take a shit/dump' is for the same reason we 'take' a vacation...in this situation, the nouns poop/dump or shit are used to describe an activity occuring over a time, not the actual physical object itself. One is 'taking' the time to leave a shit in a bowl. actually the use of the word dump really reflects how much we subconsciously understand this action, as one's ass is dumping the ass apples into the bowl. the word has simply been changed to a noun to denote the time spent during evactuation of the bowels."

Well well well.

Monday, November 10 2008

Well,well,well,it is I the master of your snatch,the macaroni to your cheese,to toilet to your paper it is I the one and only Big Daddy Shit!!!! I'm up in this piece to let you in on a little shizznit secret.A brand new deface group will be performing at the Subculture in Glassport Pa. on November 21st. Thats right folks you heard it here first November 21st a new deface group. One question I have for you is Are Your Earholes Ready????Maybe they are, maybe they aren't,or maybe they are just clogged with earwax, so clean your ears out you dirty bastards!!!If you miss it you will also miss a few other great acts that are to perform such as The No Clue crew,Myztery N Sneek,Legally Insane,Ghetto G,and the one and only crazy ass Holly dolly she always has a surprise or 2 up her sleeve. If you play your cards right you just might see her do the Jack Sparrow.So be there November 21st you don't want to miss it the unveiling of......................................................................................Well I ain't gonna tell you cause then that will ruin the surprise hahahahahahaha.


On other news how bout them Steelers. What the fuck was that shit today. I go home sleep for a bit get up to go to work the Steelers are winning I get to work and they are losing. Yeah they fucking lost to the shitty ass Colts who suck this year.i have to say this though,we lost 3 games right???This time we actually got beat,the rest of our losses came because of the lack of the offensive line. They suck willie Colon pisses me off,Kemeaotu sucks balls. They always are getting called for offsides lined up in the nuetral zone,holding and shit. It's out of hand really and they just seem to enjoy watching Ben get killed out there. So next we have the Chargers we can beat them pieces of shit,I'm hoping we kill Phillip rivers cause he is a bitch bottom line.Thanks for your time.


Oh yeah and the pens play the red Wings Tuesday.
GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Till next time get your panties out of a bunch,and drink lots of Hot chocolate cause winter is here boys and girls.PEACE!!!!!!

CRAPCast 8: Crap on the Cob

Monday, October 6 2008

Sorg and Big Daddy Shit have a booth at Con on the Cob in Hudson, OH. We are joined by Chachi and emcee lb, and plenty of other guests we run into! Plus: Zombies and the truffle shuffle!

Con on the Cob This Week!

Sunday, September 28 2008

It's finally that time where Deface Marketing is going to hit Con on the Cob from all sides!!

The Wrestling Mayhem Show will be opening up with a seminar entitled "The Evolution of a Podcast" to discuss the trials and growth of WMS much like they've done at Podcamp Pittsburgh the last two years.

Then, Nerdz Eatin Shroomz will be teaming up with emcee lb to rock the stage Friday at 3:00 PM and Saturday at 1:30 PM.

CRAP will also be performing, throwing CRAP, and Stoke Monkey in tow, to show the nerdcore how we do it Friday at 6:00 PM and Saturday at 10:15 PM.

And be sure to swing by the Deface Marketing booth where we will be representing all of the above groups, and WesternPAJuggalos.com.

There are plenty of other groups and comedians there we can't wait to see in action, including Dual Core, Worm Quartet, Seamonkey, and those crazy assholes from the Awful Show we interviewed a couple months back.